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    This is Emale (ē'māl') - yes, I am named after a computer program. In all truth, my name was created before the birth of email (I'll settle the copyright issues later). For now, my goal in life is to find innovative ways of imposing my opinions on the rest of the world (also known as promoting/marketing). I major in listening to music and minor in pathetic attempts at utilizing the Spanish language.

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Archive for July 5th, 2008

Jul 05 2008

Baby, it’s just ’cause…

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Let me formally (re)introduce you to one of the most vulgar songs of right now, “I Like to Fuck.”

Tila Tequila

G-Unit members clearly have nothing better to do with their lives as the leader of their pack 50 Cent is still eating his own shit after producing the fruitless Curtis, an album of not hit after not hit after ear-bleeding not hit.  It would only make sense for sense for member Hot Rod to get his solo career off the ground before 50 Cent’s failure completely defames their rep (which was never that respectable to begin with).

On a side note, who can take you serious with a name like Hot Rod?  It sounds like the name of an overweight 50-year old biker in his mid-life crisis or a nickname Amy Winehouse would give her jailbait husband.  But I digress.

The beat is like Michael Jackson meets Danja, Timbaland’s protégé, (an event which needs to happen) and almost allows you to forgive the lyrics.  However, once Hot Rod starts with the opening lyrics, “I like the fuck,” that all falls to shit…  Or does it?

As much as you would like to hold a grudge against Hot Rod for stating, “Pretty bitch/ Lights on/ Ugly bitch/ Lights off,”  or Tila Tequila requesting that you MILF or drill her or B. Dozier for smoothly singing, “Even though I go and put my dick in everything,” the reassuring beat as well as the assortment of overly blunt pick-up lines remind you that, “Baby it’s just ’cause I like to fuck.”

What do you think?

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