EMUSIC

“I’mma flip a new melody on these suckas!”

That’s what Missy screams before she begins to sing an entire song…

No, seriously.  She’s singing the entire song.  At least, that’s  what she attempts to do.  What she ends up doing is nothing less than a Fergie, also known as sing-rapping (if you need examples, please refer to “London Bridge” or “Glamorous”).

The science of sing-rapping began godknowswhen and was perfected with the inauguration of Britney Spears as a musical artist.  Sing-rapping means that you stay within two or three notes for an entire song (or at least its verses) and either sing the chorus or have some other R&B singer sing for you (refer to Britney Spears’ “Gimme More” where Keri Hilson sings the entire chorus or “Piece of Me” where Robyn sings the notes that Spears cannot hit - all of them).

Back to Best, Best.

It’s nothing special.  Danja once again makes another standout beat that’s so simple yet so full of complexities that it impresses you every time you hear it.  AND it’s got the nerve to be one of those “Gin and Juice” joints that hear blasting from one of those chongalicious cars from Pimp My Ride.  Yet, Missy’s voice and lyrics are so lifeless, it sounds as if she’s sitting in that PMR car with windows rolled up smokin a J in someone’s garage, letting the exhaust fumes consume and kill her.

Hot beat though…